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Thursday, June 7, 2007
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ahhhhhhhhhh long time nvr blog. lols. it should have been because i was too lazy haha. well, two major events happened so far : my gig and sjab training camp! i wont talk about the gig yet till the video comes out (i hope that i can upload it :P) so ill just bitch about the 4 day 3 night camp which i had to go to.

camp started on monday, 4 of june in the morning. it started out quite slow, literally. and for that, we had to knock it down (pushups) then some more stuff... blahblah go to bunks arrange bunks, unpack stuffs, and wadever (non impt). well, the meals were ok... sometimes i got a huge servings esp when staff sergent matthew chan was dishing out rice. i kana the last bit of rice for a tub like 2 times. lols. so i ended up getting 4 1/2 scoops of rice, which obviously i didnt finish. but luckil some nco's were kind enough to listen to my explanation lols. drinks were simply SYRUP + WATER. not that good. for breakfast it was milo though O.o

1st and 2nd day was tiring. alot of training and mugging and of course pushups. haha. most of the time we got them cos we didnt greet the ncos/ sirs. (its like everytime they walk away and we see them again we gotta greet them haha) however towards the end of the camp we were overdoing it so they got irritated lols. (some of them) foot drills were fucked up lol. some people like dont pay attention or cannot pay attention and screw up lols. (always diff people, even me sometimes) so... pushups!!! woots. (from staff sergent juo wi of course -.-) not so much interesting stuff in the 1st 2 days. it was just plain tiring for the mind and body. we had our FA (first aid) mid year exam too! lols. just when we thought that we were gonna have rest at last, but NO! on the 2nd day, we woke up at 11.30 at night to find out that it was MED (mass evacuation drill) time (again). erm a little more explaination about that : mass evacuation drill- given situation like sji had a bomb explode on it, earthquake blahblah, then we have to evacuate and treat the injured (give 1st aid). many posts, many casualties, little time, much urgency, much running, much feedback which led to pushups (you have no idea how many we had to do lols) btw MED is at random times. 3rd day at 5.45 we had MED too. it lasts about an hour or so.
for the 3rd day one we didnt get back to sleep though.

ok lets talk about the other 2 days. 3rd day was recre! really fun. we had AMAZING RACE or smth like that. haha. we were grouped according to our bunks and needed to wear bunk tee (mine's gray) and we set off which clues and and nco following us. it was challenging and tiring too. we were only allowed limited transport... so its like we have to find a direct bus or if not have to walk really far to destinations T.T (we walked ALOT). there were 8 stations, located in both orchard and around esplanade. when we got to the stations we had to do really weird tasks lols. ok we went : from school, bus to wisma mrt, then to city hall, where we walked to the merlion and the task was posing as though as the merlion was vomiting into ur mouth? lols. btw our clue for that place was Vomit like a _____. after that we got our next clue which was "blue waves" then after awhile we guessed it was wisma atria, the place we came from and we were like WTF LA THATS WHERE WE CAME FROM @!#$. another 1/2 journey back to wisma we found staff sergent norman where we got our next task - looking at photos then finding them in the 6 story building lor. it was fucking crap. seriously. its like looking for a needle in a burning haystack O.o. btw my group had Sekzen, Kenneth, Rivaldi, Daniel, Leon, Timothy Hung, Heng Chun and finally me! we forfeited the task cos we sucked haha. so the forfeit was to pose some funny pose for a photo lols. we did it and moved on. the next clue was translate everybody go buy duck in chinese. do the language and we ended up at taka where i dont wanna talk about wad we needed to do cos it was damn lame. oh yea we forfeited that one too cos the forfeit was so much shorter :P to remind those who are falling asleep, its only the 3rd station. haha. the clue we got : Cross this garden and get shot. again, quickly we figured that it was istana garden. we took a REALLY long walk there as transport was not allowed and the had to do some lame task like count the number of pillars at the fountain and look at our squad mate's body parts and guess who they are. we forfeited et again. and we needed to sing the national anthem frekaing loud facing the istana LOL fyi there were people laughing at us so we were like DIAOO.. lol. next clue : plaza that sings. yes its plaza singapura. i didnt really pay attention to what we had to do cos i wasnt really involved. well only 2 were lol. so lets go to next clue : Ping shun (our NCO) supports man u if he gets his soya bean. it was Mr. Bean at SMU. we only got it after 5 mins Zzz. yellow bunk (another group were tailing us but we were fast enough to reach) task: look at nco's baby pics and guess who they are. we got 3 correct and moved on. ok enough. this is taking long enough lol. ill just briefly go through. went to chijmes to look for kevin, was amazed by huge air conditioner in toilet, got bombarded by a quiz which we rawked. next it was at marina square (had to walk again) clue was marina then it had a square surrounding it (lame lor) lol. task: had to count some orange chickens. i realised all chickens were white so it was 0 haaaa. after that we had macs with CDL ronnie and then proceeded back to sji to get the 5th place. i left out ALOT of details cos i dun wan ur to die xD. whole thing took 7hrs 9 mins =D lol. thats about it la for day 3.

day 4. early morning MED, then breakfast, change to uniform, knock it down somemore then erm... go to LT1 to collect first aid mid year exam theory test. i got top with a 40/50 woots! i studied la thats why XD after that we had foot drills which i did flawless till the VER LAST ONE @!#!$#%^#&%*%^$#$%^&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;%$#%^&*(&^%$#%^ x 9999999999999999+1 wa lao im still dam pissed la. Zzz we then went back to lt1 for campmega summary go to www.sji-sjab.org if you even bother lols. i was like wahhhh aircon for like 1 1/2 hours before closing parade then we WENT HOME (this words would be a relief for those who actually wasted their lives away by reading this damn post lol. if you were smart, you could just go to the mega summary haha)


wait. i forgot. we had talenttime which was funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong funnyhilarioussillyretardedsickwrong
and REALLY GOOD seriously it was good. everyone laughed.

went home, fetched moses and he ended up coming to my house for dota lol.he left laterrrererererr. tired now. goodnight. hope you dont get cardiac arrest after reading this cos i dont think there's people who know cpr around u haha. (wow those FA lessons really got into my head sheesh)

9:08 PM; i cried.